10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier