10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak