10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs