10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."