10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Poker is for loners.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.