10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo