10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.