10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "No river, no fish."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com