10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'