10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."