10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.