10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Welcome to kicker school
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.