10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.