10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"