10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "No river, no fish."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels