10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- It's Free To Fold...
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion