10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"