10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson