10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier