10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders