10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth