10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"