10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon