10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz