10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Welcome to kicker school
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio