10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss