10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim