10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.