10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed