10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow