10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"