10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.