10 Random Poker Quotes
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- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-