10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- im going to 2 out you to death
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)