10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.