10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "No river, no fish."
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier