10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!