10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.