10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "No river, no fish."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers