10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Fold and live to fold again
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."