10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Fold and live to fold again
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.