10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Welcome to kicker school
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.