10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."