10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.