10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.