10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.