10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Fish don't eat Nutz!