10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.