10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz