10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.